Flavor is the CAT’S NUTS!
So when I say the word “flavor,” what do you think about? Just think on it for a sec. Ok time’s up. I learned the CRAZIEST SHIT today that is […]
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When I’m Tired, I have my Grandmother’s Eyes
Ironically, not the eyes of the Grandmother I knew well, my Nana- (as well as you can know someone at the age of nine, which I’ve found in retrospect is […]
Hey Baby.. Frost my Cake.
We’re on cakes now. And these cake batters, I swear to God these damn French a-holes sat around and were like. Hey! How can we make this as complicated as […]
The Whip Master
In my forth week of purgatory, I’m starting to see one glaring trend. All the ingredients are the same. It’s like twins having twins. At first glance this fact is […]
The Human Interest Piece
The human I’m interested in is you, not flushing your money down the drain. I realize I spent a little more time on croissants and danish than puff pastry in […]
Peel & Cleaver 